Give me the treat, bitch!
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Give me the treat, bitch!
See President Douche, peace IS possible.
See President Douche, peace IS possible.
I laughed, I cried, I planted an herb garden and stole a pen from a waitress
It was a good weekend. Lars’ parents were in town for less than 24 hours and in that time his dad managed to fix : our faucet, our furnace, our toilet, our washer, some wiring in the basement and he installed a new garbage disposal. His mom helped me pull weeds and plant things. I. [...]
5 years
5 years ago I gave up on a friend.I know that I hurt her and I’m not proud of that, but I am proud of saving myself.She was manipulative. She was mean. She was selfish and self absorbed. She wanted every bit of sympathy I could give her and more…but, she had very little empathy [...]
Gramma gots a constitutional right to her medicines!!
You guys, I’m doing everything I can to not eat my lunch before noon. I don’t think it’s going to happen though. Here’s what I predict, cos I’m psychic and shit….I predict that I will wait until exactly 11:00 am before microwaving my Amy’s Organic Mac & Cheese in the microwave.I am a sad, sad [...]
Scurvy Survy
I just filled out the longest myspace survey EVER. Boo YA! xoxo, Member Team Jabber Walkies (I’ll explain later)
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I’m not quite sure how today got off to such a phenomenal start.I slept through the alarm.Didn’t wash my hair.Put on my coat that was still wet from yesterday.Thought we had locked ourselves out of the house without a key.Walked really fast to catch my bus.Missed my bus.…by like 17 seconds.Walked an additional 9 (Salt [...]
Give em’ the finger
I pass this place every day on my bus ride to work. Apparently, you can get severed finger there. *UPDATEPierna means “leg,” which upsets me more than I think it should.
Tums
Assorted Fruit Flavor Tums tastes like assorted shit.
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