Sometimes enjoying sleep is it’s own alarm.I woke up at 6:15 on the dot this morning, not realizing that the alarm had been unplugged (most likely by a cat).My eyes opened. I was warm. Stanley yawned and we cuddled. I thought to myself, damn…sleeping rules, I’m so comfortable, I’m so warm and cozy and wait…this [...]
What the fuck, you guys?I’m in the shower. It’s a hair-washing day, I grab my yellow towel off the back of the toilet and flip my hair over to start wrapping it up. I hear something THUMP and I’m not fucking kidding…it was loud. I look down and see this HUGE. HAIRY. THUMPY. SPIDER. STARING. [...]
To give you some scale… Spider with murder weapon.
I looked the little fucker up online and this is what he looked like alive. This fucking thing fell. out. of. a. towel. I. was. putting. on. my. HEAD.
You didn’t realize that I was writing all of this from hell did you? DID YOU?!?!
. . . This is a poster that local rock-art phenom and all around sweetie Leia Bell made. After our recent move I discovered that between Lars and I, we have an actual collection of her work and on top of absolutely loving it, her recent and completely deserved success has rendered it all quite [...]
1. I’m really enjoying Google’s sense of humor right now, but questioning the relavance of placing “Fishy Vaginal Odor” adds on my site. Is someone trying to tell me something? I sniff, but I only find the sweet aroma of orange tic tacs in the air.
2. Most “heh?” inspiring comment ever. Explain yourself anonymous.
Breanna lives! [...]
Bbbbbbboooooooooooooooooongggggggggg! I am hypno-toad, you will obey me.
The duke of hotness, your majesty. Lars and I make yet another pact to have even more sex.
