Dear Stanley,
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I love you because you bark at white buckets and other inanimate objects. I love you because you want to kick the asses of all the loud little girls in our neighborhood. I love you because you love dirty underwear and socks. I love you because you think that when the cats hiss at you, [...]
Well duh
I think I’ve lost my sense of humor. If anyone finds it and/or wants to give me a raise just let me know.
Save your drama for your mama
Apt. #526 March 2, 2005 Since you have added a dog a number of problems have arisen with other tenants wanting dogs. Three other people have tried to do the same. Their logic is un-refutable when viewing your dog. I understand that the precedent was set by the tiny dogs in apartment #108. They got [...]
Stan wants to give his sisters a smooch and most l…
Stan wants to give his sisters a smooch and most likely a paw to the eye.
My sister’s boyfriend, Rick with "the girls" other…
My sister’s boyfriend, Rick with “the girls” otherwise known as Stanley’s big sisters, Lola and Bonnie. If they were any cuter, I might die.
The kids on my bus
Mariah.Keanu.Cisco.Unique. Now, maybe it’s just me, but if you name your daughter “Unique” are you not dooming her to a life on the poll?
Stanley graduates from bitch school…with honors….
Stanley graduates from bitch school…with honors. (Just like Brendan Fraser).
The poet
This morning while reading The New Yorker (yes, I am that hoity of a toit) I came across a poem by a former professor of mine, Mark Doty. Seven years ago I attended a barbecue at his house. He lived in a small, but lovely house in the avenues with his partner and their two [...]
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