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See Tawnya and Tracy show their school spirit at work.
Well, it’s official…I am a homeowner. Let the moving and the home improvements begin!!

Everything is pretty much packed up…so packed up that I had to unpack a box to find a panty-liner this morning. I’ve been reduced to a scavenger in my own home.On Saturday, Tawnya, Shannon, Karin & Angie came over to the “new house” to help me clean it. I can’t even begin to describe the [...]

Packing blows. We’ve got all of our books and movies packed, which would be really impressive if we didn’t have tons more shit just waiting to be chucked into a box. How is it humanly possible to have so much crap?
Luckily, I have wonderful friends that have all offered to help. I love you dudes.
Speaking [...]

Why can’t anyone make a decent pair of underwear??!!!
Seriously! Is the female form so enigmatic?
Bikini briefs are almost perfect except for the way the band cuts right in the middle of my tummy fat and therefore, at will, rolls down beneath my tummy fat. This is never a good feeling folks.
Then there’s the “high cut [...]

Our offer was accepted and now Lars and I have to move in two and a half weeks, so…yeah, I’m a frigging (fracking) ball of stress right now and I think I might puke, but I’ll be a home-owning puker. So there.
Two things before I go off to start packing and not stop for two [...]

“Britney’s musical intensity and her evolution from a teen renegade into a provocative young woman are undeniable throughout “In The Zone,” her fourth Jive Records collection.”
Teen “renegade???” I’m speechless.
That makes twice in two days. Yesterday I saw Hootie’s new Burger King spot with the strippers.

Dear fans,
I’ve been like doing a lot of reading lately, mainly on my homegirl, Britney’s personal web site. She’s so wise and stuff and I’ve learned all about ab-crunches and Kabbalah and I swear it’s like we’re soul sisters or something, cuz like she just bought a house and I’m buying a house…and like she [...]

I realized there was a problem when I listed two of his favorite toys: pink sock & blue ball.Wait…didn’t I say I was growing up??Oh well. Frack it!

You thought I was kidding about this bullshit, didn’t you??

Yes, it’s true. I’m officially an adult. Lars and I made an offer on this house last night. It has a great yard and lots of potential. (Let’s just say that the inside looks a little like a dindgy, white t-shirt you could buy at Thriftown for 89 cents). With a lot of work and [...]