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I always know that it’s going to be a good day when I find myself spaced out, picking at a hairline zit and humming Phil Collins’ “I can feel it coming in the air tonight” song.This is what happens when you stare at a computer all day.
How long is this Anne of Green Gables you speak of…
How long is this Anne of Green Gables you speak of?
Into my arms (a love letter to Lars)
On our first date, after our first kiss Lars told me what I was wearing the first time he saw me: Superman t-shirt, plaid skirt, knee socks, pigtails (no, I wasn’t three). I had been working at the bookstore for about 6 months when he started. He was dating someone else at the time and [...]
My dog is a total cockblocker!
As if having my computer hijacked (AGAIN) wasn’t enough. I’ve had 20 ounces of coffee with 12 packs of sugar and I’m still not over last night’s very frustrating boudoir debacle, which ended once again with Stanley forcing the entire length of his body between me and Lars. Yes, it’s all very sweet that he [...]
Murderers!! Assassins!!!!!!!
My laptop has been hijacked by yet, ANOTHER virus type thing. I noticed on Monday that sites were loading incredibly slowly, but didn’t think much of it until yesterday when Lars noted that something called, “http://servedby.advertising.com” was redirecting my browser. It’s not one of those super-destructo viruses, so I’m hoping I can find something to [...]
Presenting my adorable and blonde sister Katie Sca…
Presenting my adorable and blonde sister Katie Scarlett.
My work computer can kiss my ass
Ya’ know, you’re right. You’re absolutly right. I shouldn’t be using my work computer to blog. But, I just wanted to post an unbelievably cute picture of my sister, wearing a scarf that I made her. (Yes, to prove that I still knit, what of it?) For whatever reason this stupid bitch computer won’t let [...]
Are you ready for some nap-time?!!
Nothing puts me to sleep quite like football. I’m proud though because I only had one outburst of, “Jesus fucking Christ! How can this game STILL be going. Godammit! Aghhhhh!” I usually sulk and pout and make Lars feel guilty for having testicles during the whole game, but I thought I’d be charitable. I made [...]
Pollyanna can kiss my ass
Hours after taking that romantic “birds taking a shit on my roof” photo essay, I was verbally reprimanded by our oafish, ex-con landlord for being “inhumane” to our dog. See, he was fixing a light on the 4th floor (let’s get this out of the way…It’s a miracle that this asshole remembered to fix anything [...]
Birds going ape-shit on the roof of my building.
Birds going ape-shit on the roof of my building.
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