Monday just isn’t keepin’ it real.
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1. My laptop made a funny noise, froze and then completely died while I was in the middle of burning the best mix cd of all time. It won’t turn back on.2. My dog pulled a pee-ball out of the cat box and dragged kitty-litter all over the living room. Then he ate it.3. I [...]
Check out my sweet ride. Once upon a time I was an…
Check out my sweet ride. Once upon a time I was an innocent girl with a giant head, wearing terry cloth shorts. Now I’m a filthy dog castrator… a filthy, filthy dog castrator.
This is the look he gave me when I told him that n…
This is the look he gave me when I told him that nice ladies in ugly smocks were going to scoop out his balls today.
Jay! Jay! Jay!!
You guys!!! PROJECT RUNWAY FINALE!!!! “uhhhhh, I hate Wendy.” -Jay
How Stanley got his groove back
Stan is doing fine now. He’s biting really hard and being annoying just as he should. *shwoo* I got him a cheese burger for lunch (to celebrate, duh) and as thanks he bit the shit out of my arm and ripped another whole in my sweatshirt. Thanks a bunch you little shit.
I have officially jumped my own shark
I just ordered this book, Buff Brides. I swear to god that I won’t start posting my current weight at the beginning of each post or start using the word, “fuckwit” a lot…or begin feigning a British accent for that matter. Ok, I might say fuckwit and British accents are sexy so…I dunno folks. While [...]
Pee pee yellow
I’m having a bad day. Stan peed an unusual amount of times yesterday and now I’m spazzing out wondering if he has kidney failure or diabetes or something. (Too much ER will do this to a person). I called the vet and he’s going in on Thursday to get his 3rd booster shots, so they’ll [...]
Dear Utah drivers,
Would it kill you to use a fucking turn signal? Sincerely, Tracy M. Brewer
Survey says! (a myspace survey)
[Marital Status] affianced or betrothed, if you prefer[Shoe size] 6.5[Parents still together] nope[Siblings] Will and Katie[Pets] Io, Nada & Klaus (the kitties) & Stanley (the puppy) FAVORITES….[Color] red, red, yellow, yellow, orange and green[Number] 10…or 22[Animal] next to cats and dogs, I’d say monkeys[Drinks] water and that Strawberry Shortcake drink at the Spagooey Factory[Kicked someone [...]
Whatever that Lindsay Lohan song is called
For those who don’t know, I DJ a local, indie rock radio show on KRCL called, Kickin’ Judy! with my friend, Angie. We’ve been thinking about quitting in August, which would make our run on the show exactly 4 years. While DJ-ing might seem glamorous, try giving up every Saturday night of your life for [...]
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