The angels wanna wear my red shoes
My shoes came in the mail yesterday. THEE shoes. The wedding shoes. Look, I never wear “heels” ok…and so, I only have one question: how the fucking fuck do people wear these fucking things??
They’re pinchy, they’re slippery, they clip-clop like pony feet and they make me walk like a bad drag queen.
All that said, they’re “hella” cute and I think I love them. I know they’re going to look awesome with my dress. Ahh, these are complicated times.
They are indeed relentlessly cute. If you find out how people actually manage to wear shoes with heels, will you let me know?
Wendy
1http://wendyknits.net
I can’t help myself. I am an English teacher. I let “waste” (Jan 17th) slide w/o comment. It’s “waist”. “Heals” should be “heels” when you’re talking about your feet.
Those darn homonyms.
Cici
2Ahh…write you are. Sea, thats what happens when you right your blog while drunk or tired, which eye often do. (If I knew how to type a *wink* without making myself sick, I would).
3Said offenses have been corrected and the apple is on your desk.
I never got that myself. 5 minutes and my knees, hips, and back ache. And it sucks because I’ve always dreamed of having slim ankles.
4A+! *I try not to be too much of an English geek but, alas, it gets away from me.*
Cici
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