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I really want to like the bus. I really do. But, with my bus driver’s *GAS!* BREAK!*GAS!*BREAK!*GAS!*BREAK!* driving strategy and the guy behind me hacking then slurping. Hacking then slurping. Hack. Slurp. Hack. Slurp….gah! and don’t even get me started on watching a grown man pick his nose and wipe it on the seat in [...]
The angels wanna wear my red shoes
My shoes came in the mail yesterday. THEE shoes. The wedding shoes. Look, I never wear “heels” ok…and so, I only have one question: how the fucking fuck do people wear these fucking things?? They’re pinchy, they’re slippery, they clip-clop like pony feet and they make me walk like a bad drag queen. All that [...]
When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way!
Ok, I’ve just stopped laughing long enough to start typing. If you’ve never read Dooce…you should. You won’t be sorry. My nostrils have seen more diet dr. pepper than they ever wished to, thanks to her smart, smart ass. I never knew that reading the phrase, “eating the pink taco” would make me laugh uncontrollably [...]
Go tell your friends I’m still a feminist
I can’t seem to drag my ass to work. I woke up with a bit of a headache and I don’t think watching and listening to the inauguration banter is helping one bit. By 6:30 this morning I had cleaned up puke, pee and a steamy pile of crap, I figure my day can only [...]
I’m so on the fucking ball
1. I finished and mailed the scarf for my sister. 2. I booked the ceremony/ reception site for September 10, 2005. No turning back now…we’ve totally spent money. 3. I mailed in a check and registration form for Stanley to go to “Bitch School.” 4. I actually did some work at work. 5. I started [...]
Carlos says his pregnant fiance is paranoid
Yeah, so I’m watching Maury Povitch…what of it? I have been so disgustingly remiss in my blogging this month that I actually felt guilty, like I’ve been skipping class or something. I’m finding that my obsessive personality and planning a wedding are very funny bed fellows. I have watched EVERY damn wedding show on TLC [...]
Going to the chapel
Ok, so getting engaged has officially turned me into a crazy, crazy girl. I spend most of my days looking at almost-perfect dresses, thinking if only it had this or that. I’m disgusting. I’m realizing that maybe I should just get some free weights and start working on my arms, so I can just go [...]
Look, see I told you I’ve been knitting.
Look, see I told you I’ve been knitting.
busy bee
So. busy. It’s my best friend’s 30th birthday today and we’re both feeling mighty old. I get my ring back tomorrow (it’s being re-sized and I don’t know if I’m going to make it much longer without “my precious”). Stanley went to the vet last night for his first set of shots and he was [...]
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